The rest of the apprentice, the lazy way

I just can't even express to you how busy I've been, so I have had no time at all to finish my Apprentice commitments, and now I have 16 Project Runway looks and a Hell's Kitchen I still can't believe to do for tomorrow, so I'm gonna blast through this fast.

Jordan is a colossal orifice, who had no right being on the show, and Lord Sugar was totally right to fire him within 30 seconds of the boardroom.
Neil fell flat on his face at the last hurdle, with a terrible business plan and no willingness to change it. The smart way to go would've been to ask Lord Sugar to give him time to think, and given how much Lord Sugar loved him as a candidate he would probably have got it. Everyone pushed him towards it and he was too stubborn. Shame.
Francesca did well considering I'm not sure how many of the tasks she's been on. I think Lord Sugar was right, that her business is a good one, but she's a bit too safe, even a little dull.
So the final task came down to Leah vs Beelzebub, and despite Leah seeming to do horribly in the task, she won it because Lord Sugar liked her business plan. Fair enough, I think she was investable, and it was probably the better choice, although kudos to Luisa, because...
Luisa really grew through the last 4 weeks of the show. I thought she did a really great job in the last task and the interviews, and she didn't do a bad job in the final task. She's come a long way personally, and in The Final Five I kinda saw why she was so cold and hard anyway,because her mother seems like a nightmare. She's just strongly denied rumours she'll be in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother, which I think is a good decision. Good luck to her. She's no longer Beelzebub.
Leah has a future. The idea of a cosmetic surgery clinic with the credibility of a well-known doctor is a good one, and she and Lord Sugar should make a great partnership. Niks was a horrible name for more reasons even than they said, and she was pretty stubborn on it, but she eventually changed it, sort of, and it is now Doctor Leah at Lord Sugar's request. She'll do fine.