You're Tired!

I'm bored. To be honest, The Apprentice has always been a show I've loved, but this series has not been all that interesting. By far the best part of the evening has been Dara O'Briain's You're Fired sister show, and that hasn't been great either, despite O'Briain being one of my 3 favourite comedians, and an absolute master of ad-libbed comedy. I think it's just not a great set of candidates. I haven't found one to support yet, and honestly the only time I've really cared in the boardroom I've either been saying "No, not Winnie-the-Pooh!" or "Surely it must be Luisa's time now!" If you don't know who I nicknamed Winnie-the-Pooh, stop reading because you haven't been watching. Let's just say his entire luggage for an overnight trip seemed to be a teddy bear. In all seriousness, he was fired last week and I had to admt, much as I'll miss him as a shot of old-fashioned fun in a series full of harpies and gorillas, it was his time. Or, as I put it when he was fired: "He was never gonna win, but I want one!" He seems a genuinely lovely bloke, and I wish him every success. Especially because with him gone I'm left with Myles (OK but kinda slimy and I feel like he's hiding something) and Leah (surprisingly arrogant for someone with no business experience) as my favourites from the slim pickings at the banquet of arseholes (sorry about that!) The rest of them I can't stand. Also, THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! Line up, ladies! Which of you is Francesca and which one is Leah? And you three will need to sort out for yourself who's Uzma, who's Natalie and who's Luisa. Not that it matters, I hate you all. I got the hang of who was Rebecca, Jaz and Sophie, but that doesn't matter because they all sucked.The guys are even worse. Jordan and Zeeshan are like the unsuccessful early results of human cloning, and Neil, Kurt and Tim could be brothers, which would be convenient because I'd only have to punch one set of parents. As for the other guys,  there's no way Myles is 39, I can't say what I really think about Jason because it'd be like blowtorching a puppy; and Alex I can't even. In other news, does anyone know who Jordan is? Anyone?